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Donald Trump's Random Lie About His Father

Donald Trump's Random Lie About His Father
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    HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO VOTE TOMORROW ON ISSUING
    SUBPOENAS TO FORCE ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR TO GIVE
    THEM AN UNREDACTED COPY OF THE MUELLER REPORT.
    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT.
    YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT.
    THAT SOUNDS LUKE A GOOD IDEA.
    SOUND GOOD TO ME.
    AND THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HE SAID THIS
    JUST LAST WEEK: >> Reporter: DO YOU WANT THE
    REPORT TO BE COMPLETELY RELEASED?
    >> UP TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL.
    BUT IT WOULDN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.
    >> Stephen: BUT HERE HE IS TODAY SAYING THE WHITE HOUSE WILL
    FIGHT THE RELEASE.
    >> I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS.
    WE WENT THROUGH TWO YEARS OF THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION.
    WE HAVE-- I MEAN, NOT ONLY THAT, YOU READ THE WORDING.
    IT WAS PROVEN.
    WHO COULD GO THROUGH THAT AND GET WORDING WHERE IT WAS NO
    COLLUSION, NO NOTHING.
    SO THERE'S NO COLLUSION.
    THE ATTORNEY GENERAL NOW AND THE DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL, RULED
    NO OBSTRUCTION.
    THEY SAID NO OBSTRUCTION, SO THERE'S NO COLLUSION, NO
    OBSTRUCTION, AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO START THIS PROCESS ALL OVER
    AGAIN?
    I THINK IT'S ADISGRACE.
    >> Stephen: (AS TRUMP): "NO OBSTRUCTION.
    IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE DOCUMENT.
    AND IF YOU TRY TO SEE THE DOCUMENT, I'M GOING TO OBSTRUCT
    YOU."
    ( LAUGHTER ) THEN HE SAID--
    ( APPLAUSE ) "THERE'S A COMMA-- THERE'S A
    COMMA BETWEEN NO AND OBSTUKS.
    IT'S NO!
    OBSTRUCTION."
    THEN HE SAID IT WAS TIME TO INVESTIGATE THE
    INVESTIGATORS.
    SEE IF YOU CAN NOTICE HIS SMALL SLIP OF THE BRAIN.
    >> I HOPE THEY NOW GO AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE ORANGES-- THE
    ORANGES OF THE, UH, INVESTIGATION-- THE BEGINNINGS
    OF THAT INVESTIGATION.
    THE MUELLER REPORT I WISH COVERED THE ORANGES.
    ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
    s.
    >> Stephen: YES!
    YES, SIR!
    WE MUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE ORANGES OF THE INVESTIGATION!
    I SAY IT IS HIGH CLEMEN-TIME WE DO SO!
    THE AMERICAN PEOPLE-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL NOT STAND-GERINE FOR IT ANY LONGER!
    WE CAN VITAMIN C RIGHT THROUGH THE LIES!
    WE TROPI-CAN HANDLE THE JUICE!
    ( LAUGHTER ) THIS REMINDS ME-- THANK YOU VERY
    MUCH.
    THANK YOU.
    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS REMINDS ME OF THE CLASSIC
    JOKE: KNOCK, KNOCK!
    >> Audience: WHO'S THERE?
    >> Stephen: ORANGE!
    >> Audience: ORANGE WHO?
    >> Stephen: ORANGE YOU ASHAMED WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO CAN'T
    PRONOUNCE "ORIGINS"?
    ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    AND-- AND SINCE HE WAS TALKING, TRUMP
    JUST TACKED ON A RANDOM LIE WHEN BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHY NOT?
    WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL.
    >> I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR ANGELA, AND I HAVE GREAT RESPECT
    FOR THE COUNTRY.
    MY FATHER IS GERMAN, RIGHT, WAS GERMAN, AND BORN IN A--A VERY
    WONDERFUL PLACE IN GERMANY.
    YES, IT'S TRUE.
    FREDERICK TRUMP WAS BORN IN A VERY WONDERFUL PLACE IN GERMANY:
    NEW YORK CITY IN 1905.
    ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
    (AS TRUMP): "MY FATHER WAS BORN IN A
    WONDERFUL PART OF GERMANY-- VERY, VERY WEST GERMANY.
    ( LAUGHTER ) AND I'LL NEVER FORGET HIS
    FAVORITE GERMAN SAYING, 'ICH BIN EIN FUHGEDABOUTIT.'"
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