The Anti-Circumcision Movement in Israel - The Jim Jefferies Show

The Anti-Circumcision Movement in Israel - The Jim Jefferies Show
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    WELCOME BACK. DICKS!
    EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A EXPERT
    HOW OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD BE
    RAISING THEIR KIDS.
    SLEEPING PATTERNS, EDUCATION,
    SOCIALIZATION, THEY'VE GOT AN
    OPINION ON EVERYTHING.
    BUT LATELY AN EVEN MORE EXTREME
    MOVEMENT IS GAINING GROUND.
    PEOPLE JUDGING YOUR KID'S DICK.
    >> STOP BABY TORE TURETORTURE!
    >> SOME PEOPLE SAY IF YOU'VE HAD
    YOUR SON SIR SUM SIZED YOU'RE
    GUILTY OF CHILD ABUSE.
    THEY CALL THEMSELVES
    INTACTIVENESS.
    >> IT'S CARRIED MANKIND WHERE
    THEY ARE TODAY.
    >> IT FEELS LIKE THE TIP OF THE
    STORY.
    TO LEARN MORE I'M HEAD TOGETHER
    CIRCUMCISION CAPITAL OF THE
    WORLD.
    THE JEWS LOVE CUTT ITING DICK S
    MUCH, THEY PUT IT IN A HANDBOOK.
    IT'S THE WORD OF GOD.
    I SAT DOWN WITH AN EXPERT.
    WHO IS THE FIRST JEW TO GO, WE
    SHOULD CUT THE END OF DICKS OFF?
    >> FIRST ONE PERFORMED
    CIRCUMCISION WHEN HE WAS 99
    YEARS OLD.
    >> CUT THE DICK OFF AT 99?
    OLD CRAFTSMANSHIP, DO IT LIKE
    THEY DID IN THE OLD DAYS?
    WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF
    CIRCUMCISION?
    >> WE DO IT ONLY BECAUSE GOD
    ASKED US, NOT BECAUSE ANY
    REASONS WHY.
    GOD ASKS US, WE DO SO.
    >> THE ANSWER IS IT SMELLS LESS?
    NOT TO MENTION YOU LOWER THE
    RISK OF INFECTIONS, LESS RISK OF
    STDs, LOWER CANCER RISKS.
    BUT THINGS HERE IN ISRAEL AREN'T
    AS CLEAN CUT AS THEY SEEM.
    ONE MAN IS TAKING ON THOUSANDS
    OF YEARS OF TRADITION.
    HE'S ISRAEL'S MAIN
    INTACTIVENESS.
    WHAT STARTED YOU INTO
    UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES?
    >> IT'S WRONG TO TAKE A SHARP
    BLADE AND DOES, DISMEMBER.
    >> THIS ISN'T RIGHT?
    >> IT'S THE GREATEST VIOLATION
    OF HUMAN RIGHTS.
    >> WE'VE HAD SLAVERY.
    JUST SO WE PUT IT OUT THERE.
    WE'VE HAD THE HOLOCAUST.
    WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST?
    >> IT'S A LIFE SENTENCE IN A
    CRIPPLED BODY.
    FOR LIFE.
    WHAT CAN BE WORSE?
    >> DID YOU OWN THOSE PANTS
    BEFORE OR AFTER YOU HAD THIS
    CAUSE?
    OR WAS THAT JUST A LUCKY
    COINCIDENCE?
    >> THEY'RE MADE IN AMERICA,
    WORKING VERY HARD --
    >> OH, OKAY.
    SO THIS IS FROM AMERICA.
    THAT'S RIGHT.
    ALONG WITH HIS PANTS AND HIS
    STRATEGY, FROM ACTIVIST
    HEADQUARTERS IN SAN FRANCISCO
    RIGHT HERE IN THE USA.
    WHO SAYS AMERICA DOESN'T MAKE
    THINGS ANYMORE?
    FOR SOME REASON THESE GUYS SEEM
    CONVINCED THAT CALLING PEOPLE
    BABY MUTILATORS IS THE BEST WAY
    TO WIN THEM OVER.
    AND HE'S GOTTEN MIXED RESULTS.
    >> GET THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF THIS
    COUNTRY!
    >> A COVENANT WITH GOD --
    >> YOU'RE LUCKY WE'RE NICE
    PEOPLE AND WE DON'T KILL YOU!
    >> THE REACTION OF CIRCUMCISED
    MEN IS TO DEFEND IT BECAUSE HE'S
    MACHO.
    >> WELL, IT'S NOT MACHO.
    IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE SAYING
    PEOPLE ARE MUTILATED AND THEIR
    PENISES DON'T WORK AS GOOD.
    I'VE BEEN PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH
    MY PENIS MY WHOLE LIFE.
    >> IT IS BROKEN.
    >> THE GAYS LOVE THE INSUM
    CUSTOMER SIZED.
    I ASKED GAY FRIENDS.
    CORRECT?
    NO, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE IN THE
    COMMUNITY?
    ALL RIGHT.
    I'M WRONG.
    I'M JUST BEING TOLD.
    THE HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN, THOUGH.
    THEY LOVE -- THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE
    DONE, YOU'VE RUINED MY DICK FOR
    YOU.
    >> YOU HAVE PENIS ALL YOUR LIFE
    AND YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
    >> IT DOES NOT AFFECT -- I'M NOT
    HEARING THAT ONE.
    >> COULD BE BETTER.
    COULD BE BIGGER.
    >> IT DOES NOT MAKE THE PENIS
    BIGGER, YOU'RE WRONG.
    >> CIRCUMCISED MEN -- THE SKIN
    IS ELASTIC --
    >> THE SKIN WILL STRETCH AND
    MOVE, YOU CAN GET THE SKIN TO
    EXPAND --
    >> YOU SHOULD LEARN ANATOMY
    BEFORE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
    >> IF I SPEAK SHIT, MY ASSHOLE
    GETS WIDER.
    IT DOESN'T MAKE THE DICK
    SHORTER.
    >> NOW I'M DEPRESSED ABOUT MY
    DONG.
    I NEEDED TO HEAR SOME FRESH
    OPINIONS.
    WHY DON'T I HIT THE STREETS?
    WE'RE ON THE STREETS IN TEL
    AVIV, TALKING ABOUT
    CIRCUMCISION.
    WHAT DO YOU PREFER?
    >> AESTHETICALLY AND
    HEALTH-WISE, CIRCUMCISED.
    >> YOU COULDN'T GET USED TO IT
    UNCIRCUMCISED?
    >> YOU CAN GET USED TO EATING
    SHIT IF YOU LIKE.
    >> YOU GOT TO STOP WITH THE HALF
    THING.
    IT'S NOT HALF.
    YOU LIKE THEM CIRCUMCISED?
    >> EVERY GIRL PREFERS
    CIRCUMCISED.
    >> I'M NOT CUTTING MY DICK.
    >> YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALONG WITH
    EVERYONE.
    YOU'RE GOING TO GET MORE FLIES
    WITH HONEY THAN WITH VINEGAR, I
    DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THE
    SAYING.
    CIRCUMCISION LOWERS THE RATE OF
    CONTRACTING HIV.
    MOST PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT'S AN
    ACTUAL THING?
    >> YES.
    >> YOU PREFER THE LOOK?
    >> I PREFER THE LOOK AND THE
    FEEL.
    >> THE LOOK AND THE FEEL?
    >> YEAH.
    >> IT'S NOT SO MUCH I'M AGAINST
    CUTTING THE FORESKIN OFF.
    BUT I'M NOT FOR PARENTS MAKING
    THAT CHOICE FOR THEIR CHILD.
    >> HE AGREES WITH YOU.
    >> YEAH.
    HE'S NOT FULLY AWAKENED TO THE
    DAMAGE OF CIRCUMCISION.
    >> HE AGREES WITH YOU.
    HE'S JUST SAYING, NOT ENOUGH --
    >> CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY.
    >> CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE.
    >> NO.
    >> WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE MORE?
    THIS ONE?
    ONE CIRCUMCISED DICK.
    WHICH DO YOU LIKE MORE?
    >> SECOND.
    >> SECOND.
    >> ISRAEL HAS SPOKEN.
    CIRCUMCISED DICK.
    ALL RIGHT.
    MY DICK AND I ARE FEELING GOOD
    AGAIN.
    BUT LOOK, EVEN IF YOU HAVE ONE
    OF THOSE DISGUSTING, UNCUT
    THINGS, LIKE PEAS IN A BLANKET,
    SHOULDN'T WE ALL BE HAPPY WITH
    WHATEVER WE'VE GOT?
    NAH.
    I'M JUST KIDDING.
    THOSE BRINKLEY ANTEATERS ARE A
    [ BLEEP ] DISGRACE.
    I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PENIS.
    >> THANK GOD.
    >> THANK GOD.
    >> I -- YEAH.
    COULD BE BIGGER.
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