My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!)

My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!)
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    (upbeat music)
    - Next.
    Checking in?
    - You know it.
    - Go ahead and place any bags or pets on the scale please.
    - No problem.
    (screeching)
    - I can not allow that animal to board the plane.
    - Oh, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
    She's a service animal.
    - She's a dinosaur.
    - I mean, he needs her for emotional support.
    (thumping)
    - No. - Yes, please.
    We're not just one of those bogus a-hole couples.
    I get anxiety and I need her to calm me down.
    - A word, 'cause I'm getting anxiety just standing here.
    (screeching)
    - Shh.
    I was with at birth.
    And I've been separated from her one time
    and I will not let that happen again.
    - He wouldn't have the courage to talk to you right now
    if she weren't here.
    - Exactly.
    - He's the most cowardly man you've ever seen.
    - Well. - It's so unattractive.
    - Okay, that's really helping.
    Listen, I didn't wanna do this,
    but I read the bylaws and there's no specific rules
    stating that I can't have a dinosaur on your plane.
    So, load her up. (screeching)
    - It could kill everyone on board.
    - Name one person who was killed by a dinosaur.
    - What about at that park they keep having to close down?
    - What park?
    - We don't know what you're talking about.
    - Look, I wanna help you, but I have to at least know
    that you have some control over the animal.
    - You wanna see control?
    I'll show you control.
    - She's highly trained.
    Watch.
    (screeching)
    - No, that's wrong.
    That's just, she's super submissive.
    - Oh really?
    - Oh yeah. - Yeah.
    - Sit.
    (screeching)
    - Come on, you have to say with authority.
    Watch.
    Blue, go full beast mode.
    (screeching)
    - Very good, honey.
    Blue, eat your pole.
    Huh?
    - You're just saying things she's already doing.
    - Blue, stay!
    See, she's understand.
    - She's in a kennel, where's she --
    (screeching)
    Oh no!
    - Here we go.
    - Can I speak with your supervisor?
    - Hi, I'm Raphael from CollegeHumor.
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    And if you could just click here,
    it would really satisfy my OCD.
    (sighs)
    Thanks a lot, that really hit the spot.
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