Side Effects May Include: Hot Brunch Spots

Side Effects May Include: Hot Brunch Spots
    >> James: OKAY, ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF WAITING IN LINE FOR
    THE HOTTEST BRUNCH PLACE IN TOWN?
    YEAH, ANYONE?
    IF YOU ARE THINKING OF WAITING IN LINE FOR THE HOTTEST BRUNCH
    PLACE IN TOWN YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE
    SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, EVERY TEN MINUTES ASKING HOW MUCH
    LONGER THE WAIT IS GOING TO BE.
    SPENDING THE NEXT THREE HOURS SAYING IT MUST BE WORTH IT,
    RIGHT?
    IT'S WORTH IT, RIGHT?
    IS IT WORTH IT?
    IT'S WORTH IT, ISN'T IT, IT'S WORTH T RIGHT, IT'S WORTH IT.
    REALIZING YOU COULD JUST SAVE A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY BY JUST
    PUTTING AN AVOCADO ON TOAST YOURSELF.
    AT THE STROKE OF 1 P.M. SHOUTING GREAT, NOW IT'S LUNCH.
    AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF WAITING IN LINE FOR THE HOTTEST
    BRUNCH PLACE IN TOWN IS EATING DINNER AT THE HOTTEST BRUNCH
    PLACE IN TOWN.
    ANYBODY HERE, ANYBODY HERE THINKING OF BEING AN ACTUAL BULL
    IN AN ACTUAL CHINA SHOP?
    YEAH?
    IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING AN ACTUAL BULL IN AN ACTUAL CHINA
    SHOP YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AN THOSE SIDE
    EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE THINKING DON'T BE A CLICHE, DON'T BE A
    CLICHE, DON'T BE A CLICHE.
    THE MANAGER OF THE SHOP NERVOUSLY STAIRING YOU AT YOU
    THE ENTIRE TIME.
    BUYING THE MOST FRAGILE THING THERE WITHOUT INCIDENT JUST TO
    CHALLENGE THE CASHIER'S PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS.
    ON YOUR WAY OUT MAKING A GRAND SPEECH TO EVERYONE IN THE STORE
    ABOUT THE DANGER OF STER WHY TYPES AND HOW THEY SHOULD ALL BE
    ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
    AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF BEING AN ACTUAL BULL IN AN
    ACTUAL CHINA SHOP IS RIGHT AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXIT TRIPPING
    AND FALLING AND BREAKING EVERYTHING IN THE STORE.
    (LAUGHTER) ANYONE HERE THINKING OF BEING
    SEATED NEXT TO A PERSON ON A FLIGHT WHO TAKES OFF THEIR
    SOCKS?
    ANYONE?
    ANYONE?
    IF YOU-- WHO HERE TAKES THEIR SOCKS OFF ON A PLANE?
    NO YOU DON'T.
    ARE YOU SERIOUS?
    WHY?
    >> GOT TO GET COMFORTABLE.
    >> James: YOU'VE GOT TO GET COMFORTABLE.
    YEAH.
    [BLEEP] EVERYONE ELSE.
    I GOT TO GET COMFORTABLE.
    (LAUGHTER) DO YOU REALLY?
    DOES ANYONE EVER SAY TO YOU.
    >> NO.
    >> James: THEY'RE NOT OKAY, IF YOU ARE ARE BEING SEATED MEX TO
    A PERSON ON A FLIGHT WHO TAKES THEIR SOCKS OFF YOU SHOULD KNOW
    THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
    IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING SAYING DOESN'T BOTHER ME AFTER THAT
    PERSON ASKED YOU, MIND IF I LET MY TOOTSIES OUT FOR A SPIN
    DURING THE FLIGHT.
    ORDERING THE IN FLIGHT ANCHOVY SALAD IN A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO
    COMBAT THE SMELL.
    TRYING TO MAKE THAT LITTLE OXYGEN MASK DROP DOWN JUST SO
    YOU CAN GET A BREATHE.
    PERIODICALLY STICKING YOUR HEAD IN THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT TO
    GET A BREATHE OF THAT FRESH CARRY-ON AIR.
    TAKING OFF YOUR SHIRT AND SAYING YOUR MOVE, CREEP.
    (LAUGHTER) AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
    BEING SEATED NEXT TO A PERSON ON A FLIGHT WHO TAKES OFF THEIR
    SOCKS IS LONG STORY SHORT, WALKING OUT OF THE PRI ON GATE
    27 YEARS LATER AND THINKING IT WAS ALL TOTALLY WORTH IT THAT
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