Random Object Shootout with Denzel Washington and Steph Curry

Random Object Shootout with Denzel Washington and Steph Curry
    -Denzel, I know you played -- back in the day,
    you played basketball at Fordham University
    here in New York City.
    So, tonight, I want to challenge you to a random object shootout.
    Here's how this works.
    You brought your own squash. This is great.
    -No. -No, no, I gave this to you.
    Here's how this works.
    We're going to take turns
    trying to shoot random objects into that hoop.
    The objects we're shooting tonight are...
    a butternut squash... [ Light laughter ]
    ...an official skateboard of "Roman J. Israel, Esq."...
    [ Light laughter ] ...a bowl of cranberry sauce.
    The one with the berries. Not the one from the can, yeah.
    A file full of legal documents. [ Light laughter ]
    Because it's from the movie, you see.
    And the money ball. This is worth two points.
    A VHS copy of the classic Spike Lee "He Got Game"
    starring Denzel Washington.
    [ Cheers and applause ]
    All right, Denzel. -A-A-And before we start,
    because I may never get this opportunity again.
    I just want to thank the Academy.
    -No, no, that's not -- -No, oh, okay,
    all right, all right.
    -You go this way, this is the line here, and you'll go first.
    ready? -No, you first.
    No pressure. -What do you mean me first?
    -You first. -But you're my guest.
    -I know, but that's, you know.
    So you got to do what your guests say.
    -All right.
    [ Laughs ] -If you make this --
    if you make this... -Come on, man.
    [ Grunts ]
    [ Audience "Aws" ]
    There's nothing to it. That was awful.
    I wanted you to go first. That's why I...
    Skyhook?!
    [ Laughter ]
    -That was close, though! -All right, all right.
    Here we go. Now we're warmed up. -We're warmed up now.
    This I don't even understand.
    Why -- Why...?
    -I have no idea what to do or how to do it.
    Maybe you can go, maybe --
    Maybe...no.
    -Oh! [ Audience "Oohs" ]
    -That close. -Taking it easy on me. I see.
    -I don't know how the heck you're gonna get this --
    you just gotta throw it really high.
    [ Audience "Aws" ] -[ Indistinct ]
    That's right. Now you're getting warmed up.
    There we go. -All right.
    -All right. Cranberry sauce. Here we go.
    -Oh, this ain't gonna be -- this ain't gonna be...
    -[ Laughs ]
    Happy to have you. Why are you backing away?
    Happy Thanksgiving, dude.
    [ Cheers and applause ]
    -Can we see a replay on that? -Slow motion?
    -Yeah. [ Audience "Aws" ]
    -Very -- Ooh! -Oh, he scored! It went in!
    -Does that give -- they're gonna say yes.
    They're gonna give me the point on that one.
    [ Cheers and applause ]
    Go for it. Go for it. -I don't think I can top that.
    -You can do it. -Can I do a layup?
    No, no. That might be... [ Laughter ]
    That might be -- -No, I don't want you to slip.
    Go like -- you can do this too.
    You can go underhand. Whatever you think.
    [ Cheers and applause ]
    -I'm done! I'm done! I'm done!
    -What? -I'm done!
    -What? -I'm done.
    -What? Look at that thing.
    -I told y'all. -Can we see it again?
    [ Cheering ]
    -This is what I do. -Now he's getting cocky.
    -This is what I do. What's the song y'all did?
    It's all in the music. -Here we go.
    -It's all in the music. -Legal, legal documents.
    -Legal documents.
    Uh-oh.
    Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
    -What is up?
    ♪♪♪♪
    Yeah! Look at this.
    This is a winner. This is what a winner looks like.
    Look at me. Look at me.
    Just please look at me. -You know, you know.
    [ Laughter ]
    You know you have one of those --
    you ever have those moments when you're like, "Where am I?"
    [ Laughter ] You know, like suddenly
    I just went, "What in the...?
    We're sitting here throwing skateboards
    and he made it!"
    -All right, good luck. -Oh, it's light.
    -Yeah, yeah, you can do it.
    [ Cheers and applause ]
    -What is going on around here? Here we go.
    I hurt my wrist a little bit on that last --
    I think I'm going to need someone to take my next shot.
    Please welcome the point guard
    for the NBA champion Golden State Warriors,
    Steph Curry.
    [ Cheers and applause ]
    ♪♪♪♪
    -All right, all right, all right.
    -All right, Denzel -- -Wait a minute,
    wait a minute, wait a minute.
    -It's really him. It's really him.
    That's right, exactly. Denzel, you go first.
    -No, out of respect,
    I wanna let the young buck... -You gonna let me go first?
    -...go first.
    And now, if he makes this --
    wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
    Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
    -You gotta be careful because there's cranberries everywhere.
    -Watch yourself. -Cranberries.
    So, I want to give him a chance to warm up.
    Now don't -- if he makes this -- if he makes this,
    he's gonna make it too, watch.
    -What did y'all do to the basket though?
    [ Laughter ]
    -That's a long story. That's a long story.
    It's a long story. You just have to watch.
    -He's gonna make it, he's gonna make it.
    -This is a warm up. -Warm up? All right.
    -Yeah, this one doesn't even count.
    [ Cheers and applause ]
    [ Laughs ]
    -See? See?
    -He did that like that like that was nothing, dude.
    -That's what I'd be telling actors when they show up.
    Like they think, "Oh, I can act with you, D."
    I'm like, "Okay, buddy." [ Laughter ]
    -And you just go up -- -Nothing to it.
    -I know better. -Yeah, you know better.
    -Oh, we still gotta do one more. -We still gotta do this.
    -All right, I'll go first. No pressure.
    -Where is he going?
    [ Laughter ]
    -There's a line. -Right here.
    -My pants are falling down. [ Laughter ]
    You know, crack kills.
    -No, no, no, Denzel!
    -You got this.
    -You guys know what you're talking about, right?
    -Cash. -Oh.
    -No, 'cause yours was in the way.
    -I told you, you gotta -- -You got blocked.
    -What is this? I've never seen one of these.
    [ Laughter and applause ]
    I'm just... [ Laughs ]
    -Wow, that's cold.
    -Steph, do you think you can you make that guy?
    -Wait a minute, let me make it easy for him.
    [ Light laughter ]
    No, make him -- I was gonna say, make him go left.
    -I love going left. -Make him go right.
    Make him go right. [ Laughter ]
    Make him go right. Make him go right.
    [ Audience "Oohs" ]
    -Steph Curry right there! Denzel Washington!
    The champ. [ Cheers and applause ]
    More "Tonight Show" after the break, everybody.
    Watch that replay of me again.
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