Kim Jong-Un Hurt President Trump's 'Old' Feelings

Kim Jong-Un Hurt President Trump's 'Old' Feelings
    BUT NOT EVERYBODY WAS WILLING TO TAKE A SIDE.
    WHEN ASKED ABOUT ROY MOORE, TRUMP CLAIMED HE WASN'T UP ON
    THE STORY.
    >> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, EVEN WHEN I'M IN WASHINGTON AND NEW YORK,
    I DO NOT WATCH MUCH TELEVISION.
    I KNOW THEY LIKE TO SAY-- PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW ME, THEY LIKE TO
    SAY I WATCH TELEVISION.
    PEOPLE WITH FAKE SOURCES-- YOU KNOW, FAKE REPORTERS.
    >> STEPHEN: "ALL DAY LONG, I SEE THEM ON TV, SAYING I WATCH TV
    ALL DAY LONG.
    FAKE NEWS!" ( LAUGHTER )
    DIDN'T HAPPEN.
    NOT GONNA -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    AND HE TOLD REPORTERS WHAT HE'S DOING INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV.
    >> I DON'T GET TO WATCH MUCH TELEVISION, PRIMARILY BECAUSE OF
    DOCUMENTS.
    I'M READING DOCUMENTS A LOT, AND DIFFERENT THINGS.
    I ACTUALLY READ MUCH MORE THAN I WATCH TELEVISION.
    AND MY DOCUMENTS HAVE ALL OF THE BEST LETTERS, A, L, O, O WITH
    THE KICKSTAND, MR. SNAKE, AND THE REST."
    ( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) L, M, N, O, P.
    OF COURSE, TRUMP'S STILL ON HIS WHIRLWIND TOUR OF ASIA.
    WHILE IN VIETNAM, HE MET WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN IN WHAT APPEARS
    TO BE A LANE BRYANT.
    ( LAUGHTER ) AT THE BIG AND TALL.
    ( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: HA HA!
    HE PUT ON LANE!
    >> Stephen: VERY FLATTERING.
    AND AT THE MEETING, TRUMP GOT THE BOTTOM OF RUSSIAN
    INTERFERENCE IN THE 2016 BY USING HIS MOST POWERFUL
    INVESTIGATIVE TOOL, ASKING PUTIN IF HE DID IT.
    "HE SAID HE DIDN'T MEDDLE.
    EVERY TIME HE SEES ME, HE SAYS I DIDN'T DO THAT."
    ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A GUY
    WHO REPEATEDLY DENIES ALLEGATIONS.
    LOOK AT WEINSTEIN, COSBY, AILES, O'REILLY, LOUIS C.K., BRETT
    RATTNER, BILL CLINTON, FUTURE-SENATOR ROY MOORE,
    ALL GOOD GUYS, BY THE WAY.
    ( APPLAUSE ) KITCHEN CABINET.
    MY KITCHEN CABINET.
    TRUMP SAYS PUTIN'S TAKING THE ALLEGATION PERSONALLY, ADDING,
    "I THINK HE IS VERY INSULTED BY IT."
    AND I BELIEVE IT.
    I MEAN, NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR TRUMP BEING ELECTED.
    ( LAUGHTER ) (RUSSIAN ACCENT...
    ) IT WASN'T ME, IT WASN'T ME.
    ( APPLAUSE ) NOW, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THE
    PRESIDENT SIDING WITH RUSSIA OVER HIS INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES
    DID NOT GO OVER VERY WELL.
    SO, THE NEXT DAY, TRUMP TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO DE-CLARIFY HIS
    POSITION.
    >> WHEN I SAID THAT-- I'M SURPRISED THAT THERE'S ANY
    CONFLICT ON THIS.
    WHAT I SAID THERE IS THAT I BELIEVE HE BELIEVES THAT, AND
    IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR SOMEBODY TO BELIEVE.
    >> STEPHEN: "YES, I KNOW FROM LONG EXPERIENCE THAT BELIEVING
    IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF LYING.
    FOR INSTANCE, I DIDN'T COLLUDE WITH RUSSIA.
    AND I COMPLETELY BELIEVE THAT I BELIEVE THAT.
    BELIEVE ME."
    ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THERE WAS ONE GUY TRUMP DID
    HAVE HARSH WORDS FOR -- NORTH KOREAN LEADER AND ROGUE
    CAMPBELL'S KID, KIM JONG-UN.
    ( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH IN SOUTH
    KOREA CALLING OUT KIM JONG-UN AND NORTH KOREAN STATE MEDIA
    RESPONDED, "RECKLESS REMARKS BY AN OLD LUNATIC LIKE TRUMP WILL
    NEVER SCARE US OR STOP OUR ADVANCE."
    THE PRESIDENT IMMEDIATELY TWEETED BACK
    "WHY WOULD KIM JONG-UN INSULT ME BY CALLING ME 'OLD,' WHEN I
    WOULD NEVER CALL HIM 'SHORT AND FAT?'
    OH, WELL, I TRY SO HARD TO BE HIS FRIEND-- AND MAYBE SOMEDAY
    THAT WILL HAPPEN!" ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
    >> Jon: OH!
    >> Stephen: OKAY.
    ( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK IN THIS
    PRESIDENTIAL TWEET.
    FIRST OF ALL, NORTH KOREA CALLED HIM AN "OLD LUNATIC" AND HIS
    RESPONSE WAS "WHAT DO YOU MEAN OLD?"
    ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    ( PIANO RIFF ) I'M YOUNG!
    CRAZY!
    VIRILE!
    CRAZY!
    BUT TOUGH.
    ( LAUGHTER ) SECONDLY, "I WOULD NEVER CALL
    HIM SHORT AND FAT."
    WAY TO DIFFUSE THE NUCLEAR STANDOFF, DONALD!
    TRUMP WOULD BE A HORRIBLE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATE.
    "LISTEN, THERE IS NO NEED TO HARM THE HOSTAGES, YOU FAT,
    BALD, FATTY.
    WHY DON'T YOU GO KIDNAP A CHILI CHEESE DOG, YOU CHUBSTER!
    I DARE YOU TO KILL 'EM.
    I DARE YOU TO KILL 'EM AND THEN EAT 'EM ."
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