Batman V Superman - Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs)

Batman V Superman - Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs)
    C’mon Bruce.
    Time to remind everyone your parents are dead.
    Wait! Where are you going?
    I’M SAD!
    WAAAHHHH!
    DREAM SEQUENCE!
    Don’t forget my name is Martha.
    Good thing I landed on all this rock.
    WEEEEE!!
    I’m old now!
    Holy crap, all the buildings!
    Hey small girl.
    Who did all of this?
    Now we got Bat Blood…
    You shouldn’t have come here Lois Lane.
    My boyfriend is going to be so pissed at you.
    Hey I’m her boyfriend.
    I told you...
    Superman killed everybody in the village
    And you’re telling the truth.
    Yep.
    No lies here.
    Well in that case the U.S.
    Government thinks Superman is bad!
    Batman branded me.
    And he’s right there in the corner.
    What up?
    WAHHHH
    OH CRAP HE HATES BRANDING!
    Honey I’m home!
    I’m taking a bath!
    And I’m joining you to show people we’re in love!
    And for product placement!
    Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.
    Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.
    No.
    Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.
    Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.
    Okay.
    Hey mom and dad I brought flowers.
    EEEEEWWWWWWW.
    AAAAGH!
    BAT MONSTER!
    AAGHH another nightmare reminding me my mom’s name is Martha!
    Good morning Master Wayne.
    You’re invited to a party!
    Sweet!
    Hello Mr. Wayne.
    I’m a reporter and I think Batman is bad.
    Well I think Superman is bad.
    Hrrmmmm….
    Grrrrrr….
    And I’m craaazzzzy!!!
    I gotta go finish spying on you.
    She stole my SPY GADGET!
    That’s right I did, Sucka!
    Don’t worry everyone! I saved her.
    Saved the Day!
    Saved the Day again!
    Any time now…
    I’m saving the day!!
    Superman is clearly dangerous.
    I’m angry at Superman!
    Who are you?
    Professor X?
    I’m Lex Luthor.
    And I’m crrraaaazzzyyy.
    Wanna help me blow up Supeman?
    What?!
    I mean want this free motorized wheelchair…
    Okay…
    You really shouldn't grab women like that.
    Do you have my spy gadget?
    I already gave it back
    Oh Thanks!
    File decryption will be complete in 10 minutes
    Well time to take a nap!
    Hey I’m in your dreams right now.
    Yeah I don’t like it. Why don’t you get lost?
    Nah I don’t think I will.
    got your mask!
    OH my mask!
    I hate you so much!
    AAAgh!
    AAAAGH!
    Hello.
    Holy crap!
    Hey I could like totally tell you specific details about the future but instead I’m
    just gonna be Vague and cryptic. Okay?
    WHAT?
    VAGUE AND CRYPTIC!
    Alfred!
    We gotta kill Superman!
    That’s dumb.
    You’re dumb.
    If there’s a 1 percent chance he’s bad, we gotta take it as an absolute certainty.
    That's... not how math works.
    Hurry up.
    We gotta get his kryptonite to Lex!
    Not if I have anything to say about it!
    Time to GO!
    More like time to kill bad guys!
    I don’t like cars!
    I also don’t like buildings!
    I don’t like boats either!
    Hey Batman!
    Oh crap!
    Hey Batman!
    You want a convertible?
    No!
    Too late…
    You just wrecked my sweet car
    You like wrecked a whole block just now.
    Do you bleed!?
    Ugh!
    What is wrong with you?
    What?
    Why is that weird?
    I need some advice Mom.
    I don’t know what to do.
    Be a good guy.
    Don’t be a good guy.
    I don’t care.
    Worst advice ever..
    Does it smell like pee in here to anyone else?
    Oh it’s my drink.
    Who put pee in my...
    Oh so I guess this means the meeting is over?
    Superman is gonna pay!
    But first I gotta get swole!
    And then I gotta science!
    Wow that’s really tiring.
    Why don’t I check these files that I’ve never bothered looking at before.
    Hey! it’s Thief lady?!
    Wow! She must have like amazing anti-aging cream.
    Hey computer Let’s make a zod monster now!
    Are you sure this plot isn’t getting too ridiculous?
    I think you mean craaaaazy!
    I’m sorry I asked.
    Here Supey Supey Supey.
    AAAAAAGH!
    Hey stop throwing my girlfriend off buildings!
    I was making a monster earlier but now I want you to fight Batman!
    What?!
    Why?
    Because I got yo momma!
    NOOOOOOOO!
    Make it rain.
    Make it rain.
    Make it rain.
    Here Supey Supey Sup OH!
    There you are!
    Time to fight!
    Dude Lex luthor just kidnapped my...
    Sound guns!
    Dude I’m trying to talk to you!
    Actual guns?
    I’m bullet proof you idiot!
    How about kryptonite!?
    How about NO!
    Now it’s fair!!
    Wow!
    I’m surprised.
    This is actually pretty easy!
    Say what now?
    OH CRAP!
    Kryptonite gun GO
    Why didn’t i learn from my mistakes!!?
    Wow.
    This battle is so epic.
    It's really not though!
    It’s got everything!
    Even the kitchen sink!
    HA!
    Get it?!
    Time for wrestling moves!
    Off the top rope!
    Weeeeeeee!
    Ow.
    Time to die!
    Hey guess what.
    What?
    Our moms have the same name.
    WHaaaaT?????
    Well this must mean you’re good!
    Thanks for telling me!
    Also my mom’s in trouble. Can you go like get her?
    Oh Can’t you just get her real quick.
    I can have Alfred tell you where she is and you could save her in like 2 seconds…
    NO!
    I gotta go stop Lex Luthor.
    Okay Fine…
    Where’s the Marha!?
    Don’t worry Supermom.
    I’ll be right there!
    Wall hacks!
    Hey dude.
    Superman called, he wants his mullet back.
    Haha! Roasted!
    You’re safe now Supermom.
    Okay.
    You've lost Lex!
    This movie should end here!
    Well it’s not gonna!
    Fight my monster baby!
    Howdy y’all I’m Doomsday!
    MONSTA PUNCH!
    Hey Stop that!
    To space with you!
    Oh no we're going to space!
    Oh crap they nuked us.
    I got spikes now!
    We gotta use that spear I made earlier!
    Haha!
    You wrecked my sweet plane!
    Here comes my cyclops beam!
    Saved your life.
    Whaaaaaaa!
    It’s a woman!
    I WONDER who she is!
    Yes I wonder!
    Allright.
    It’s time to work together to beat the monster.
    Let’s do what we do best.
    WONDER JUMP!
    SWORD!
    SWORD!
    SHIELD!
    PUNCH!
    PUNCH!
    LASER EYES!
    Grappling hook!
    Grappling hook!
    Smoke bomb!
    I found the spear that I threw in the water!
    Ok Thanks.
    Gotta go die now.
    What?
    Why??
    Tell the Truuuuuth!
    I’m the worst part about this movie!
    I helped!
    I have the spear!
    STAB!
    OW!
    HEY!
    Nice spear!
    I got one on my arm too!
    STAB!
    OW!
    HEY!
    NO SURVIVORS!
    Did he live?
    Nope.
    HEY LEX LUTHOR!
    YOU’RE UNDER ARRE--- Eeeewwwww What are you sitting in?
    Well this is awkward…
    Now I finally look like Lex Luthor!
    I guess Superman is dead now and it's kind of my fault.
    Yeah
    It’s time to unite the league.
    Really…
    You can’t save the world alone.
    Oh my gosh…
    All in!
    Goodbye my alien love.
    Thanks for the bling.
    I’m sorry you’re dead.
    Guess what!
    I’m not dead!
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